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CASANOVA

RYAN: Here we are at lovely Loews Theater, 68th and Broadway… CAROLINE: In New York’s Manhattan. RYAN: And this marks the great return of Ryaline. We finally got to see a movie ‘ensemble’ – that’s French for ‘together.’ CAROLINE: That is shocking! RYAN: Happy New Year. CAROLINE: Happy New Year, indeed. RYAN: Well, blessed be! ..

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MATCH POINT

RYAN: Well, after getting attacked tonight, on the subway… CAROLINE: (laughs) You’re being slightly hyperbolic… RYAN: I was really in the mood to just enjoy a good film and unfortunately… CAROLINE: Unfortunately, you chose to see “Match Point.” (laughs) RYAN: (laughs) Exactly! Sad! I couldn’t catch a break tonight. Although we did score at dinner ..

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RUMOR HAS IT…

RYAN: Well, I purposely arrived late to the theater… CAROLINE: So you wouldn’t have to see the Sierra Mist commercial. RYAN: Exactly. I was alone, so I didn’t care where I’d sit, so I entered just as the previews began. CAROLINE: Perfect timing. RYAN: Thank you. And it started with that preview for ‘The Break ..

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MUNICH

CAROLINE: Paint me a picture of “Munich.” RYAN: Wait. I have to, once again, begin with something else that’s happening in the movies… because it’s making me a threat to myself and to others. CAROLINE: The Sierra Mist commercial? RYAN: Yes! Please! I’m gonna start a campaign to bring back the Fanta girls. CAROLINE: (laughs) ..

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FUN WITH DICK & JANE

RYAN: So tell me about the movie… CAROLINE: I think we should address the fact that I saw it in lovely New York City on 34th Street. Whilst you… RYAN: I happen to be home for the holidays in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and went to see it at North Shore Cinemas with my friend Tammy. CAROLINE: ..

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THE PRODUCERS

RYAN: We are at the legendary Ziegfeld Theatre on 54th Street in New York City. CAROLINE: The sole theater showing “The Producers” anywhere in NYC. RYAN: And it doesn’t even open, nationwide, for another week yet. We wanted to check it out. CAROLINE: Yes. And it was worth it. RYAN: And for an inflated price! ..

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MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA

RYAN: Ok. I’m on a bit of a high after seeing “Memoirs of a Geisha.” I swear to God this gets my vote for the Academy Award – Best Picture. This film was abba-solutely breathtaking! The competition, the backstabbing, the drama, the high stakes… the makeover sequence, you know… CAROLINE: Do you want me to ..

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BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

RYAN: So we just saw Buckbeak Mountain. CAROLINE: I thought there were some excellent scenes. Powerful and I wept. But it was slow… RYAN: So slow. CAROLINE: And a lot of the same strummy guitar over and over again. Not the best movie. RYAN: I actually overall did not like this film. I like what ..

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NARNIA: The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe by Ryan

This was abba-solutely one of the films I most anticipated this year. The trailer was kickass and I kept thinking of that cartoon version from 1979 and how badly it made me wanna eat Turkish Delight. This moo-vie was fantastic. You find yourself lit’rally holding baited breath as little Lucy finally wanders into the wardrobe. ..

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THE FAMILY STONE by Caroline

How psyched was I when I saw this trailer for the first (and second, and third) time!? I mean, we’re talking SJP, Diane Keaton, hot hot Dermot Mulroney, my new favorite actress Rachel McAdams, Claire Danes, Luke Wilson – my first thought was, “Oh my God, this is going to be the best movie ever!” ..

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KING KONG (with a huge, big shlong) by Ryan

I got lucky with this one. My pal Harry Legg, the voice of KTU radio in NYC, called me day-of the red carpet world premiere, with an extra ticket. Needless to say, I jumped at the chance… though I do regret not catching this one firsthand with Caroline. The red carpet was HUGE (with a ..