AKEELAH AND THE BEE

RYAN: “Akeelah and the Bee!” CAROLINE: Yes. We’re at one of our favorite theaters, the AMC/Loews on 42nd Street. RYAN: And it is ever more comfortable each time we come. CAROLINE: To the theater. RYAN: I was so comfortable, I could have almost slept in the middle of this movie. CAROLINE: That would have been ..

KEEPING UP WITH THE STEINS

RYAN: Well, I’m very impressed with you that you were invited to an advanced movie screening today, of the film, “The Da Vinci Code.” CAROLINE: Well, I hate to disappoint you but it wasn’t “The Da Vinci Code.” RYAN: “Poseidon?” CAROLINE: Umm…unfortunately, no. RYAN: What film did you see today? CAROLINE: “Keeping Up With the ..

STICK IT

CAROLINE: We have elected to spend a beautiful spring day in New York City at the movies. RYAN: Unfortunately. CAROLINE: Exactly. RYAN: It was the biggest waste of our time. CAROLINE: Yeah, we just saw “Stick It,” and wow, did I want to love this movie! I had been anticipating it for weeks. I saw ..

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III

RYAN: Da Da Dada Da Da Dada (MI Theme) CAROLINE: Wow! RYAN: Wowzah! CAROLINE: We just saw “Mission: Impossible III,” starring Tom Cruise, father of Suri. RYAN: And future husband of Kate Holmes. Get it right: Kate, not Katie. CAROLINE: It was really exciting. RYAN: More than exciting… it was to quote our pal, Irina, ..

UNITED 93

RYAN: Well. “United 93.” CAROLINE: Dragged kicking and screaming into seeing this film. RYAN: At first we didn’t want to see this film because it is too soon to dramatize something like 9/11. But knowing that it’s getting good reviews and that the families were behind it helps. ‘Cos it’s really based on a lot ..

AMERICAN DREAMZ

RYAN: Well, that was a lovely movie-going experience with Caroline, sleeping halfway through the movie. CAROLINE: Hey!! So not true! I slept for a max of five seconds. RYAN: Regardless, you were sleeping. CAROLINE: Five seconds! RYAN: Don’t ever leave me alone in a movie again! CAROLINE: Meanwhile, we were practically alone in the theater. ..

TAKE THE LEAD

RYAN: Today we’re all atwitter about the latest from Latin Lover Antonio Banderas… CAROLINE: Mmm mmm. RYAN: Titled? CAROLINE: “Take the Lead.” I have to say I was sort of looking forward to this one. RYAN: You were looking forward to it and it didn’t disappoint you either. CAROLINE: Well you know my point of ..

FRIENDS WITH MONEY

RYAN: I’m very excited! A lot of good movies are starting to come out. CAROLINE: Finally! And we had the pleasure of seeing this movie with a veritable plethora of our friends. RYAN: Indeed. It was a really new Ryaline experience. We were joined by Cosmo and Julia… CAROLINE: Jenny, Kathleen, and my friend Meighan ..

LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN

RYAN: On a chilly… CAROLINE: Dreary… RYAN: Drizzly… CAROLINE: Gray… RYAN: Afternoon in NYC, we happened upon a mew-vie known as… CAROLINE: “Lucky Number Slevin.” RYAN: That’s “Slevin.” CAROLINE: I said, “Slevin.” RYAN: Oh. I thought you said “Seven.” CAROLINE: Never! RYAN: Ok. And happily so, because this movie was exciting. CAROLINE: It sure was. ..

BASIC INSTINCT 2

RYAN: Well, we went to the dark side tonight. CAROLINE: We took one for the team tonight. RYAN: Mmm hmm. And we just witnessed what will go down in cinematic history as “Basic Instinct 2.” Basic Tragedy 2. CAROLINE: (chuckles) Yeah. I’ll say this: Sharon Stone looks good. RYAN: Really good. But I have to ..

Special Report: Weekend Box Office

RYAN: Well I don’t know if I’m happy or sad that we didn’t see it, but “Basic Instinct 2” tied for 10th place at the box office this weekend with a pathetic $3.2 million. CAROLINE: That is outrageous! RYAN: And painfully embarrassing. CAROLINE: Painfully . Sharon Stone is a woman who is like, “I’m still ..

INSIDE MAN

CAROLINE: Hello there. RYAN: Howdy doodle. CAROLINE: We’re at the 42nd Street AMC/Loews theater in New York’s Manhattan. RYAN: And given that this evening’s film opened #1 at the box office with $29 million… CAROLINE: And given that I’ve personally been waiting to see this for how long now, I ask you? RYAN: And given ..