MIAMI VICE

RYAN: If you can’t do the time, don’t do crime. CAROLINE: Now we know why “Miami Vice” is doing so poorly at the box office. RYAN: Yes, and it’s because you can’t understand a word anyone says in the movie because their accents are so bad. CAROLINE: Colin Farrell struggles with his American accent. The ..

STEP UP

RYAN: Well, we’re stepping things up a bit, seeing the movie “Step Up” before it was released. CAROLINE: And it was a joy for me. RYAN: We could tell from the trailer that this was going to be fun and it wass absolutely a fun, fresh, young, hip movie. CAROLINE: It made me believe in ..

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Your favorite movie review bloggers are sharing their love! Not only are they sprinkling it in cyberspace, they’re now cozying up on the airwaves. “The Ryan & Caroline Show” is a new program from Clear Channel Radio that celebrates all things pop culture. Each week, Ryaline interviews celebrities, music artists, comedians; dishes celeb gossip with ..

THE DESCENT

RYAN: Caroline, I’d like to thank you very much. It was very ‘decent’ of you to see “The Descent,” a scary film. CAROLINE: Normally, as our readers may know, I do not like to see scary movies. However, I did see this one and I can report that it is, indeed, scary as hell. RYAN: ..

THE NIGHT LISTENER

RYAN: We just saw “The Night Listener.” CAROLINE: And for the first time in a long time, I can say that thetrailer was better than the movie. RYAN: Well, I would agree. I expected it to be better for a couplereasons – first of all, I interviewed the writer of this film a coupleof days ..

SCOOP

CAROLINE: Woody is back! RYAN: And I like it like that! CAROLINE: “Scoop” is everything we wanted “Match Point” to be but wasn’t. RYAN: This is the best Woody Allen movie in years. CAROLINE: It’s hilarious a la “Manhattan Murder Mystery,” and the only slight bummer about it, which isn’t even that big of a ..

JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE

RYAN: So we just saw “John… CAROLINE: Tucker… RYAN: Must… CAROLINE: …Die.” RYAN: Mothaf—–. CAROLINE: (laughs) Indeed. It was at my behest and it was fine andcute and sometimes funny but not at all a must-see. RYAN: Right. The beginning was great and it wasreally creatively edited. But then the rest just kind of turned ..

MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND

CAROLINE: Well, “My Super Ex-Girlfriend” started out with a bang. RYAN: And overall, it was better than I thought itwould be. Especially considering how poorly it did at the box officeits opening weekend. CAROLINE: The first 20-30 minutes were riotously funny and I washowling with laughter. And I thought, my perceptions of this filmwere all ..

Trailer Thursdays!

RYAN: Hear ye! Hear ye! Come one, come all to this special edition ofTrailer Thursdays! CAROLINE: Thank God there’s another day of the week that begins with “T.” RYAN: So…”Scoop.” CAROLINE: Yes. We were oh-so-disappointed with the Woody Allen thatcame out last fall – but now we have a new one, also starringScarlett, and it ..

LADY IN THE WATER

RYAN: We’ve been waiting for this moment for a long time, as big M. Night fans. CAROLINE: I’d say we’ve been waiting for months to see this! RYAN: And here it is – “Lady in the Water.” CAROLINE: It has been seen by both you and me. RYAN: At long last. CAROLINE: Well, I enjoyed ..

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE

CAROLINE: Last night we had the pleasure of attending a Gen Artscreening of “Little Miss Sunshine” and I’d like to thank Adam verymuch for the invite. RYAN: I’d like to thank Adam too, for the invite and for eating all ofmy popcorn and drinking all of my Diet Pepsi. CAROLINE: Now I was very excited ..

YOU, ME AND DUPREE

CAROLINE: “You, Me and Dupree.” What a strange movie. RYAN: Very strange. Strange days. Fun, but… CAROLINE: Funny at first, I’d say. A good chunk of it was amusing and I liked Owen Wilson more than I usually do. RYAN: I liked the first three-quarters of the film and then I kind of just wanted ..