RYAN: Well I’m keeping up my end of the bargain and actually attending movies. CAROLINE: Excuse you. But I saw “Sherrybaby” with you last week. And pardon me if I don’t wanna waste my time with things like “School for Scoundrels.” RYAN: Well it wasn’t a complete waste of time. There were funny moments. Jon ..
RYAN: Your butt’s numb and I’ve never been more cramped in my life. CAROLINE: It’s not a comfortable theater at Lincoln Plaza Cinemas at 62nd and Broadway. RYAN: No. It must be one of the most uncomfortable experiences anywhere in New York City. CAROLINE: It’s a small screen too. But you know what? They play ..
CAROLINE: How I love a relationship movie! RYAN: Maybe not this kind of relationship movie. This was devastating. CAROLINE: I wouldn’t say that. I just love a relationship movie. RYAN: So you’re happy right now, after seeing this? CAROLINE: Yeah, I loved it. RYAN: Loved it too, but my heart was just ripped outta my ..
RYAN: Well unfortunately, “The Black Dahlia” is not all that we hopedit would be. CAROLINE: I’d go so far as to say that it’s a disappointment. RYAN: It was highly melodramatic. CAROLINE: Almost to be farcical. RYAN: The actors were speaking in a way that they thought old filmactors spoke in that time. CAROLINE: And ..
CAROLINE: You saw a movie called “The Covenant” without me and it’s okay cos I don’t even know what it is. Ryan, what is it? RYAN: It’s a movie directed by Renny Harlin. CAROLINE: Oh no! It’s already doomed to be a disaster. RYAN: Sadly, he does not have a great track record. It’s about ..
RYAN: Most interestingly… In the length of the film “Hollywoodland,” not once do you see the Hollywood sign. CAROLINE: Is that really what bothered you most about this film? RYAN: Well, it didn’t bother me. I’m just noting it. CAROLINE: (laughs) Fine. Duly noted. RYAN: Why? Were you bothered by this film? CAROLINE: No. I ..
RYAN: Well, after much time… CAROLINE: And fanfare… RYAN: We finally got around to seeing “The Wicker Man.” Dun Dun Doooooon! CAROLINE: And yeah. Not so good. RYAN: In a nutshell. To begin with, there is no wicker man! CAROLINE: Well in the end there is. Shhh! I ruined it. RYAN: Please. Who cares. It’s ..
RYAN: Oh my God, let’s get crunk! CAROLINE: Well, that was a high-octane film. RYAN: It certainly was. And it was called, “Crunk.” CAROLINE: No, it’s “Crank.” RYAN: Starring one really hot Brit. CAROLINE: You took the words right out of my mouth! He is H-O-T andI was really jealous of Amy Smart when she ..
RYAN: Sad to report… this film is beyond tedious. Though there’s one great dance number, fab editing, opening titles and overall feel, it’s just too long, boring, and the story is convoluted. A total waste of time and money. Caroline, wise as she is, avoided this movie. Cheeky & Fresh Movie Reviews
RYAN: I pulled my weight as an American citizen and patronized the movie “World Trade Center.” CAROLINE: Ironically, you didn’t even see it in New York City. RYAN: True. I was in my home town, Milwaukee, and attended with m’pal Tammy and her moms. But as someone who was in NYC when 9/11 went down; ..
CAROLINE: I was fortunate enough to attend the red carpet world premiere of “The Illusionist,” thanks to my friend Adam… because I’m fancy like that. RYAN: I wish I had been that fancy! I saw it reluctantly last night -but I must confess, the film is abbasolutely gorgeous! CAROLINE: I enjoyed it. I did get ..
CAROLINE: Ryan did me a big solid today. RYAN: I certainly did. CAROLINE: And that’s because he saw “Snakes on a Plane” without me. RYAN: I dragged my fun pal Kim along, who was a great sport. And why didn’t you want to see it? CAROLINE: Well it gave me nightmares when I saw the ..
