2007 Golden Globe Awards

RYAN: Tonight was everything I hoped it would be and more. CAROLINE: Another Golden Globes has passed and it did not disappoint. It was rife with near stumbles… RYAN:…not to mention some actual stumbles… CAROLINE:…and some truly tragic outfits. RYAN: Certain actresses put the “ass” in “disaster.” CAROLINE: Namely Vanessa Williams who looked as though ..

2007 Golden Globe Predictions

RYAN: Caroline? CAROLINE: Ryan? RYAN: It’s that time of year and your Golden Globes have never looked more voluptuous. CAROLINE: Oh Ryan! I’m blushing. RYAN: I’m so excited about the Golden Globes! CAROLINE: So excited! And I don’t know if I’m more excited about the Globes themselves or the red carpet. RYAN: Oh I know. ..

ALPHA DOG

RYAN: Alpha male that I am, I enjoyed “Alpha Dog.” CAROLINE: Yes, thanks to Universal for the advanced screening. This wasn’t a bad movie for a January release. I had a feeling it might be ok, and I’m pleased to report that it was. RYAN: Indeed. CAROLINE: It’s very hard to like the characters in ..

PERFUME: THE STORY OF A MURDERER

RYAN: You know what that smell is? It’s the scent of the film we just saw, “Perfume: The Story of a Murderer.” CAROLINE: And what an odd film it was. RYAN: It was odd-ish. I, admittedly, dragged you to this – not kicking and screaming because you were somewhat interested… CAROLINE: True. Somewhat. RYAN: Whereas ..

PAN’S LABYRINTH

CAROLINE: Here’s a movie I thought there was no way in hell I would see. But you know what, Ryan? RYAN: What? CAROLINE: I’m glad I did. RYAN: You are!!! CAROLINE: Yeah. RYAN: Woo hoo!! I, as you well know, have been super-psyched to see this film since we first saw its trailer. CAROLINE: But ..

DREAMGIRLS

RYAN: I’m almost afraid to review this film with you because it may be painful for me. CAROLINE: Ditto. It’s gonna be painful for me. RYAN: Mmm hmm. CAROLINE: I didn’t think this movie was all that. RYAN: I think it’s one of the best films of the year. It’s “Dreamgirls”! CAROLINE: This is not ..

THE QUEEN

RYAN: And introducing: HRH Caroline! CAROLINE: (gasps) I’m not “The Queen.” It’s Helen Mirren! RYAN: I know. We just saw “The Queen.” CAROLINE: We’ve been meaning to see this movie forever. RYAN: We have. And that need-to-see-it was only exacerbated by the fact Helen Mirren has received a Golden Globe nom for best actress. CAROLINE: ..

NOTES ON A SCANDAL

RYAN: Note to self: a movie with “Note” in the title is a good movie for this season. CAROLINE: Real good. And a little creepy. RYAN: We just saw an advanced screening of “Notes on a Scandal.” CAROLINE: Which is also a book that I happened to read last year and enjoy. But luckily I ..

CHILDREN OF MEN

RYAN: Oh my! Alfonso Cuaron, you’ve done it again! You are my lovah for this amazing film, “Children of Men.” CAROLINE: I wouldn’t call it an amazing film. Though I did enjoy it. RYAN: What!?!? It was a huge production war-like movie. CAROLINE: Yeah. RYAN: It co-starred Aunt Marge from “Harry Potter and the Prisoner ..

CHARLOTTE’S WEB

CAROLINE: Once again, you’ve done me the great honor of seeing a movie I could give a rat’s ass about… without me. RYAN: Caroline, you’re too kind. CAROLINE: I’m very grateful. How was “Charlotte’s Web?” RYAN: LBH here, Let’s Be Honest. It’s profound that I’m doing you the favor, because I think you’d rather have ..

Happy Holidays 2006

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THE GOOD SHEPHERD

RYAN: Thank you Universal Pictures for treating us to an advanced screening of “The Good Shepherd.” CAROLINE: Mmm hmm. RYAN: And it was very good. Who knew that Bobby De Niro could direct like this? This was epic and gorgeous and sweeping. CAROLINE: I thought it was just pretty good. RYAN: I thought it was ..