True Confession!

CAROLINE: I know we talk a big game about seeing all the Oscar nominated movies in the big categories… but I just cannot bring myself to care about “The Last King of Scotland.” Is that terrible?

RYAN: Hell no! You couldn’t pay me to see that schlack either.

CAROLINE: But Forest Whitaker was nominated for Best Actor.

RYAN: And he’s fugly.

CAROLINE: And he can’t give a speech, as we saw at the Golden Globes & SAG awards.

RYAN: Truth! I think he has some weird defect where he can’t speak on his own. He can apparently only squawk when someone else has written his words.

CAROLINE: And he has that bizarre, droopy eyelid.

RYAN: It gives me nightmares.

CAROLINE: (laughs)

RYAN: My parents both told me they loved this film; however, not even the story interests me.

CAROLINE: Call me small-minded, but I’m with you one hundred percent.

RYAN: You give good support.

CAROLINE: And while we’re at true confessions… I also never saw “Hotel Rwanda.”

RYAN: Oh my God! Me neither!