True Confession

RYAN: Ok here’s the deal: I live for movies; however, sometimes I absolutely loathe going to them. Not because the narratives suck or the acting’s awful, it’s because the audience around you can completely devastate the experience.

To a lover of celluloid, there’s nothing worse than being swept up into a film when the jackass behind you kicks your seat… Jolt! Or just when you’re buying into the romance on screen, hearing someone’s cell phone chime will tear you back to reality faster than you can say, “How do you solve a problem like Maria?”

So a plea to those who insist on poor movie-attending etiquette: Please remove your kicking feet, crying babies, phones, Blackberrys, and frankly, yourselves from the theater. Thanks.