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CAROLINE: Oliver Stone has announced his latest presidential movie and you’re not going to believe whose life he’s documenting this time!

RYAN: OMG is it Bill Clinton?

CAROLINE: You might think… but it’s actually our current president/laughingstock George Dubya himself.

RYAN: Seriously? I never would have guessed!

CAROLINE: And even better? Josh Brolin, hot off the success of “No Country for Old Men,” is attached to star as Bush himself!

RYAN: That is incredible! I’m so happy for Joshua and his career upswing.

CAROLINE: They’re hoping to start shooting by April and have the movie ready in time for either the election or the inauguration.

RYAN: Knowing Oliver Stone, that might be a challenge. And he’s seriously anti-Bush, right?

CAROLINE: Yes, but he’s saying it’s not going to be a Bush-bashing film. He wants to make it structured like “The Queen” and have it be about how Bush came to power.

RYAN: This is gonna be juicy. I’m all over it.