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RYAN: Didja hear? Peter Jackson has settled his differences with New Line and they’re going to make two new Hobbit movies!

CAROLINE: Seriously? Haven’t we had enough of those?

RYAN: You’re such a “Lord of the Rings”-hater. Won’t you give it a chance?

CAROLINE: I don’t think I can. I saw part of the first one and almost slit my wrists with boredom.

RYAN: Well, “Hobbit” fans of the world rejoice! The two new movies will be filmed simultaneously, just like “Lord of the Rings.” The first one will come out in 2010 and the sequel in 2011.

CAROLINE: I’m sure that’s very exciting for most people, just not me. Congrats to Peter Jackson. He was funny on “Entourage.”