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CAROLINE: You are never going to believe who’s going to be Miss Golden Globe next year!
RYAN: OMG they’ve chosen her already? Last year it was Jack Nicholson’s daughter, Lorraine.
CAROLINE: Exactly. Every year at the Golden Globes they have some random female celebuspawn stand awkwardly on stage all night as Miss Golden Globe. I’m not sure what her duties are; maybe she directs people backstage?
RYAN: I think she’s just supposed to stand there and look pretty, which isn’t always easy for these chicks.
CAROLINE: Well, it’s going to be especially difficult this year for…drumroll please….Rumer Willis!
CAROLINE: She’s famous more for her partying and tragic fashion sense than her acting…but maybe this will boost her barely-there career.
RYAN: I can’t wait to see what she’ll wear! The GGs will air January 13, 2008.