Golden Globe Awards 2010 – LIVE Review

RYAN: Welcome to the Golden Globes 2010 everyone!!

CAROLINE: Ricky Gervais, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

RYAN: He’s brilliant. And we’ve already had our first winner of the night for Best Supporting Actress, thank you La Nicole Kidman, looking gorge, bt-dub. And the GG goes to:

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

• Mo’Nique, Precious

CAROLINE: …the least shocking turn of events of the night. Her speech scared me at first, but then it got good.

RYAN: And the next movie category, Best Animated Movie.

CAROLINE: This one’s another predictable one… no surprises yet tonight folks.

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

• Up

RYAN: And the next movie categories… OMG OMG Christina Aguilera! I love it. She looks like a regular, real person for the first time ever. She looks soft and glam.

CAROLINE: Yeah. And what’s with Cher? Is she a giant? She looks like a witch. Morticia Addams, anyone?

RYAN: Completely! So unfortunate.

CAROLINE: If “Nine” wins best song, I’m lit’rally going to jump out the window.

RYAN: I loved that song! If it doesn’t win… I’ll, I’ll… never speak to you again.

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

• “The Weary Kind,” Music & Lyrics by Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett (Crazy Heart)

CAROLINE: So I guess we’re done talking?

RYAN: I was emotional. I didn’t mean it.

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

• Michael Giacchino, Up

CAROLINE: Typical. I totally predicted that one.

RYAN: Oh me too.

CAROLINE: Ooh, it’s a big award now.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, COMEDY OR MUSICAL

• Meryl Streep, Julie & Julia

CAROLINE: Yay, Meryl! I think we all knew that was coming.

RYAN: I like her dress. She’s not wearing her usual curtains.

CAROLINE: Yeah, I’m glad she cinched it this time.

RYAN: I want Quentin to win for Best Screenplay.

CAROLINE: No way – Jason Reitman all the way.

BEST SCREENPLAY

• Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner, Up in the Air

CAROLINE: Thank you!!

RYAN: I’m disappointed. But interesting that the other dude who wrote the script showed up.

CAROLINE: Yeah, he wasn’t there for the Critics’ Choice Awards the other night. I thought he made his speech very gracefully; short and sweet.

RYAN: And then handed it off to Jason, the real winner.

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

• The White Ribbon (Germany)

CAROLINE: What is going on with some of the attendees this evening? Did you see Ivan Reitman’s wife? I’m sure I don’t know.

RYAN: The BPS from here to eternity!

CAROLINE: She’s like the cat lady.

RYAN: Best Supporting Actor.

CAROLINE: It’s gotta be Christoph.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

• Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds

RYAN: We’re doing rather well with our predictions this year but that does take a bit of the excitement out of it.

CAROLINE: It’s nice that Leo DiCaprio actually had a reason to show up to an awards show this evening.

RYAN: I know! He never shows unless he’s nominated or, like tonight, he’s supporting his BFF Marty Scorsese.

BEST DIRECTOR