THE SIMPSONS MOVIE

RYAN: I have very little to say about “The Simpsons Movie” because I was so bored watching this film that I just don’t care to comment. CAROLINE: Oh whatever – I heard you laugh a few times. RYAN: OK, I laughed a couple times. But I was surprised at how much I heard you laugh. ..

NO RESERVATIONS

CAROLINE: We were beyond excited to see “No Reservations,” which is based on a European film called “Mostly Martha.” RYAN: I loved this movie so much, and I started telling you that about 15 minutes into it, and then repeated myself every 15 minutes throughout the movie. CAROLINE: I loved it too, but the trailer ..

ARCTIC TALE

RYAN: We just saw “Arctic Tale,” the real world’s answer to any animated penguin film. CAROLINE: This one is about polar bears and walruses in the Arctic where they don’t have any penguins. RYAN: The animals in this movie are very cute, but I have to tell you, I had several moments where I was ..

EVENING

RYAN: We’ve just seen one of the most beautiful films of 2007, and I mean that both visually and narrative-ly. CAROLINE: The movie is “Evening,” and it stars everyone and their mother. Because this movie got some blah reviews, I went in with low expectations and I was prepared to hate it; but I actually ..

HAIRSPRAY

RYAN: Hip hip hooray for “Hairspray!” CAROLINE: We have been so excited to see this movie because we adore musicals. RYAN: And this one was obviously going to translate well into a film since it originally was a film even before it was a Broadway musical. CAROLINE: I have such a fondness for the original ..

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY

RYAN: “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry” is a controversial film for a good reason. CAROLINE: It’s a dumb comedy starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James, with a dash of hotness from Jessica Biel. And it definitely takes several potshots at gays and Asians, as well as people with good taste. RYAN: It really ..

BROKEN ENGLISH

RYAN: Let’s talk “Broken English” starring Parker Posey, whom I adore. CAROLINE: You and me both, honey. I’d like to give a shout-out to my friend Jessica who encouraged me strongly to see this film, and I’m so glad I did. RYAN: Anyone who’s single and has had their heart broken can relate to this ..

SICKO

RYAN: I’d like to take this opportunity to announce to you and the world that I am officially moving out of the country. CAROLINE: I’ll tell ya, after seeing this movie, that sounds pretty tempting. “Sicko” was 8000 times more disturbing than I thought it was going to be. RYAN: Amen. But first, let’s talk ..

RESCUE DAWN

RYAN: Well, that was a different kind of World War II movie. CAROLINE: That’s funny – most of us would call it a Vietnam War movie. RYAN: I know; I was just kidding. The movie is “Rescue Dawn,” and it stars one of our favorite actors and Hollywood crushes, Christian Bale. CAROLINE: He’s a phenomenal ..

HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

RYAN: My day in the sun has finally arrived – we’ve just seen “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix,” the fifth installment of the Harry Potter series. And I’m just at a new level of happy. CAROLINE: Yes, we all know how much you love your Harry Potter. I’m pleased to report that ..