CAROLINE: The first of Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig’s 2007 flops, “The Invasion,” is out on DVD today.RYAN: Please be kind. You know how I love “The Golden Compass.” CAROLINE: Well, we didn’t even hate “The Invasion.” Not that it was fabulous, but it was fun to watch Nicole’s immobile face and her love connection ..
CAROLINE: Once again, Ryan, you’ve done me a solid. Thank you kindly for seeing “Meet the Spartans” without me. This might be the nicest thing you’ve ever done for me.RYAN: I remember how painful “Date Movie” was for you, and since this movie has the same creators, I thought I’d valiantly spare you. CAROLINE: I ..
CAROLINE: OK, you know I think this awards show is very self-serving. RYAN: You do think that; however, it’s a fun show where the actors get to support each other. And at this point, where we missed a Golden Globes show, I’m all for the SAGs! CAROLINE: I’ll accept that. But the whole introduction of ..
RYAN: Diane Lane’s latest film offering “Untraceable” could also be titled “Silence of the Lambs 2.” CAROLINE: Given that there have been several sequels and prequels to that movie, I think we’d have to call it “Silence of the Lambs 6.” Not that it’s anywhere near the quality of “Silence of the Lambs,” but it ..
RYAN: “Mad Money” brings Mrs. Tom Cruise back to the silver screen at long last. CAROLINE: Oh, how we’ve been waiting! Welcome back, Kate. Joining her are Queen Latifah and Diane Keaton in a movie directed by the woman who wrote “Thelma & Louise.” RYAN: I like a good female caper film. I don’t know ..
CAROLINE: The much-anticipated “Cloverfield” is in theaters and kicking major ass in the box office. But one wonders – will it have legs? RYAN: I like that you said that because it reminds me of your gorgeous legs. This movie is executive produced by J.J. Abrams, who we love because he created “Alias.” It’s a ..
CAROLINE: Apparently the rule of generally bad films coming out in January also applies to DVD releases. Today we have “The Game Plan” starring The Rock and some little girl who may or may not ever work again in Hollywood. RYAN: Neither of us could be bothered to see this film in the theater, and ..
CAROLINE: Oh my God, oh my God it’s the moment we’ve been waiting for! RYAN: The nominations for the 2008 Academy Awards are in! They were announced today with the usual pomp and flair of a Hollywood press conference at 5 in the morning. CAROLINE: I was a little surprised that Kathy Bates was on ..
CAROLINE: Oliver Stone has announced his latest presidential movie and you’re not going to believe whose life he’s documenting this time! RYAN: OMG is it Bill Clinton? CAROLINE: You might think… but it’s actually our current president/laughingstock George Dubya himself. RYAN: Seriously? I never would have guessed! CAROLINE: And even better? Josh Brolin, hot off ..
RYAN: One of my all-time favorite lines from “Ally McBeal” is when Ling says to Ally, “What’s her problem?” and Jane Krakowski’s Elaine says, “Her gynecologist must have pulled the wrong tooth.” CAROLINE: This isn’t about “Ally McBeal,” it’s about the new movie “Teeth,” and it is indeed about a chick whose vajayjay has teeth. ..
RYAN: As hard as this may be for you to believe, I don’t own even one dress. But I did love “27 Dresses.” CAROLINE: I was highly anticipating this film because it’s a romantic comedy/chick flick starring Katherine Heigl. What more do I need? RYAN: Throw James Marsden into the mix and I’m there. CAROLINE: ..
RYAN: Woody Allen’s 2007 offering is “Cassandra’s Dream,” starring my Hollywood husband, Ewan McGregor. CAROLINE: And Colin Farrell as his brother. It’s nice to see him on the big screen again. We haven’t seen him in anything since “Miami Vice.” Welcome back to Hollywood, Colin. RYAN: They had great onscreen chemistry as brothers. Colin had ..
