UP

CAROLINE: There’s a new animated 3D Disney/Pixar movie in town, and I’m thrilled I didn’t have to see it. “Up” looks semi-cute, but you know how I feel about these things.

RYAN: I’m telling you, you would have liked this one. Remember last year’s hit, “Wall-E”?

CAROLINE: Of course. I liked parts of it.

RYAN: Well, this one is almost on par with that, specifically the first twenty minutes of the film. There’s practically no dialogue, and the animation is so good. It carries the movie emotionally and beautifully illustrates the story.

CAROLINE: I’m sure you’re right, but I just don’t dig on kids’ films.

RYAN: Many family films cater solely to the young ‘uns, and I like those a lot less. I’m happy to say this movie is enjoyable for all ages. There are no uber famous celebrity voices in it, but that didn’t matter because it’s such a clever, original tale.

CAROLINE: I don’t even know what it’s about. Enlighten me.

RYAN: Basically, this old man embarks on a stratospheric adventure in his own home, and lo and behold, there’s a castaway on board in the form of a Cub Scout. Hilarity and obstacles ensue.

CAROLINE: Were there a bunch of kids at the screening with you?

RYAN: A few. But more than anything I noticed the positive reactions from the adults in the crowd. One of the best aspects of the film are the dog characters. They have collars which enable them to speak. Can you imagine if that were possible?

CAROLINE: Sounds like my worst nightmare. I like dogs about as much as I like children’s films.

RYAN: That admission just saved me from having to shoot you down just now, you cold-hearted wench.

CAROLINE: [laughs’ I know. How’s the 3D?

RYAN: We’ve been so amazed by the most recent 3D technology; howe’er, much like “Battle for Terra,” I didn’t feel like the 3D in this movie was used to awe-inspiring levels. I was kind of disappointed.

CAROLINE: Yeah, it’s like why bother even making it 3D if you’re not going to use it to great effect?

RYAN: Exactly.

— BOTTOM LINE —

RYAN: The real star of this movie is the story and its emotional core. There were very few dry eyes in the house both early on and at the end. It’s thematically enjoyable for all ages, so I’d definitely recommend it. It’s also the first time I remember seeing animated blood in a Disney film; though it’s only a little bit.

CAROLINE: I’m sure it’s a sweet movie that many people will love. I’m just not one of them.

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