GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST
CAROLINE: I’ve been hotly anticipating the latest romantic comedy, “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” for a long time now, mostly because I love Jennifer Garner. Matthew McConaughey, however, annoys me more and more lately, and I’m starting to think he just plays the same guy in every movie.
RYAN: Totally! I’ve liked him in a few movies though, this being one of them; but there are a lot more movies that I don’t like him in. Also, he’s starting to show his age.
CAROLINE: Jenny Garner, on the other hand, looks fabulous in this movie, and I was trying to figure out when it was filmed vs. when she had her last baby. It must have been before she got knocked up because she’s quite skinny. All that aside, I did not love this movie.
RYAN: I’m surprised. I didn’t love it either, but I really liked it. It made me laugh and I had a lot of fun watching it. I was totally into the love story and the connection between Jennifer and Matt. Their chemistry was great.
CAROLINE: I liked her chemistry with him more than I did his with her. It did make me laugh a few times and it had some cute moments, but it’s no great shakes. I can enjoy most any romantic comedy so I didn’t have a miserable time; but the script is weak and the movie’s just not that good. 
RYAN: Here’s the problem with the script – it’s a direct rip-off of “A Christmas Carol.” Michael Douglas plays Matthew McConaughey’s dead uncle who warns him that he’ll be visited by three ghosts, and boy has he done something weird to his face. I wish they’d done some fun stunt casting with the other three ghosts though. None of them is particularly famous.
CAROLINE: Emma Stone plays the first ghost, and she’s semi-famous, but the others are not. Plus Emma was totally bizarre in this. She was majorly overacting and she looked terrible in her ’80s wig and clothes. That was kind of the point, because she’s supposed to be his ugly teen hookup from junior high, but the director and the wardrobe people really didn’t do her any favors.
RYAN: I was kind of shocked at how odd she was in this.
CAROLINE: It’s just a very cliché romantic comedy with lots of broad comedy and formulaic B.S. we’ve come to expect with movies like this. Sometimes it works, and you can get over the cheesiness, but I couldn’t with this one. 
RYAN: Well, this genre only works when the guy and the girl have an obstacle that they need to overcome in order to get together in the end. This movie has that but I still didn’t like the ending. I wanted the predictable happy ending, but I wasn’t happy with it when I got it.
CAROLINE: Me neither. It’s just not a very satisfying movie, and I wasn’t convinced by the dialogue at the end.
— BOTTOM LINE —
RYAN: I found this movie very enjoyable, and I definitely liked it more than you. It’s a fun romantic comedy, though it’s certainly not a classic. It’s entertaining and I was never bored. All the performances are good, and I really liked Michael Douglas despite his weird plastic surgery. It could definitely be a rental though.
CAROLINE: Yeah, it’s much more of a wait-for-the-DVD-to-come-out kind of movie. It’s cute and funny in parts, but very weak in others. I kept wondering why two movie stars of this caliber signed on for this film. It’s just not good enough.
— RATING —
Anonymous April 5, 2010
I like the part where the bridesmaids that tried to come onto Connor but he declined are trying to scope out others to be with & end up with Connor's work buddies & they alright let's do this & they push up their bras & go over there.
Anonymous April 5, 2010
I like the part where the bridesmaids that tried to come onto Connor but he declined are trying to scope out others to be with & end up with Connor's work buddies & they say alright let's do this & they push up their bras & go over there. 12 out of 10 stars.
Anonymous April 5, 2010
I like it when at the end credits the bridesmaid push up their bras. 20 out of 10 stars.
Anonymous April 5, 2010
It's very erotic. on a scale of 1-10 I give it 20.
Anonymous April 5, 2010
They're very sexy, sensual & voluptuous. On a scale of 1-10 a 21.
Anonymous April 5, 2010
If I were married to all of them I would **** them hard until I was tired. On a scale of 1-10 inifinite.
Anonymous April 5, 2010
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Anonymous April 5, 2010
FUCK THEM HARD! FUCK THEM HARD!
Anonymous April 5, 2010
FUCK THEM HARD
Anonymous April 5, 2010
Correction. Paul's desperate work friends. Oh & I'm sorry for my language earlier, I won't do that again. I was just saying that if I were married to one of them I would do that alot with one of them.
Anonymous April 7, 2010
they're very buxom & I just wanna squeeze them all night long.
Anonymous April 7, 2010
If I were married to one of them I would have sex with one of them ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!!!!
Anonymous April 8, 2010
I wish they they would burp & then fart, because that would make them even hotter!
Anonymous April 13, 2010
I wish I could see a close-up of them shaking their butts, now that would be sexy times infinity.
Anonymous April 21, 2010
It should show show them having a burping & farting challenge, because that would be hot.
Anonymous April 23, 2010
I wish I could take their boobs & squeeze them ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
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Anonymous May 22, 2010
One of the bridesmaids looked like a man.
Anonymous May 29, 2010
I hope some day I'll be able to grab my wife's butt, but for now I'll just fantasize squeezing their butts.