Movie News – An Engagement and A Sequel!

RYAN: Ok, don’t be mad at me.

CAROLINE: That is never a good way for you to start a conversation with me.

RYAN: I know. Let me start over… Can we do something random, just for fun?

CAROLINE: Um, ok. Like what?

RYAN: Can we do a movie news that’s not about movies?

CAROLINE: Absolutely not. This is a movie site. What’s your problem?

RYAN: I’m just so uber-esssited about the announced engagement of Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart.

CAROLINE: You just like Calista because she was Ally McBeal. And now she’s on another TV show. She’s not even a movie star.

RYAN: She’s made movies. She was in “The Birdcage” and “A Midsummer Night’s Dream” with Christian Bale.

CAROLINE: Those don’t count. She wasn’t the star of them.

RYAN: But Harrison’s a big, huge movie star.

CAROLINE: Yes. But this is a movie news and review site. We don’t gossip. We might within the context of a review but we don’t devote a whole post to it.

RYAN: Fine.

CAROLINE: Seriously.

RYAN: Fine! …what if I add a decent headline?

CAROLINE: Like what?

RYAN: Universal has announced “Little Fockers”, the third installment of the “Meet the Parent/Fockers” movies.

CAROLINE: Just what the world needs – more Ben Stiller. You need to stop talking now.