Movie News – Horror Classic Remake

RYAN: “Don’t go into the light, Carol Anne!”

CAROLINE: Oh I know this. “Poltergeist”!

RYAN: Yes!

CAROLINE: And for the first couple years of our friendship – you actually used to call me Carol Anne all the time.

RYAN: Well, you know… You mustn’t go into that light.

CAROLINE: Oh I wouldn’t.

RYAN: But MGM is goin’ there.

CAROLINE: Oh?

RYAN: They’ve just hired the guys behind the horror flick “Boogeyman” to write a remake of “Poltergeist.”

CAROLINE: Have they learned nothing from the first time around?

RYAN: You mean ‘cos of the all-terrible Poltergeist curse?

CAROLINE: Yes. Almost everyone in that movie had something bad happen to them… or die.

RYAN: That is freaky, Friday; but it did spawn a few sequels.

CAROLINE: Alright. Let’s brace ourselves for creepy clown dolls and a pool-full of dead bodies.