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CAROLINE: Question – how do you know when you’re the hottest chick and baddest badass in Hollywood?

RYAN: Umm… you get to be in a new Harry Potter movie?

CAROLINE: No. You get tapped to take over the lead role in an action movie that was originally written for a man. Scheduled to play said man was no less than Tom Cruise.

RYAN: OMG who’s the lucky gal?

CAROLINE: Do you even have to ask? It’s Angelina Jolie, of course. Apparently tons of male stars wanted to pounce on the role once Tom C. dropped out… but Angelina is so awesome that they’re redrafting the script to make the lead role a woman.

RYAN: In the words of one of my favorite childhood TV shows, “That’s incredible!” What’s the flick about?

CAROLINE: It’s a thriller called “Edwin A. Salt” in which Ange will play a CIA officer who’s accused of being a Russian spy. I imagine they’ll have to change the title to “Edwina Salt” or some such.

RYAN: Wow, Angelina’s the new Jodie Foster!

CAROLINE: [laughs’ How so?

RYAN: The film “Flightplan” was originally written for a man but reworked for the JoFo.

CAROLINE: But there’s something even cooler about taking a male role over from Tom Cruise.

RYAN: That’s true. And Ange is so much more a milf than JoFo.