Robert Downey Jr. is Sherlock Holmes!
CAROLINE: I think there may be cause for someone to do his happy dance today.
RYAN: Me?
CAROLINE: Maybe. But certainly Guy Ritchie!
RYAN: Why? Has Madonna agreed to renew their vows?
CAROLINE: [laughs’ That would be something. But in movie news, he may be primed for the most lucrative hit of his film career.
RYAN: Well we know he’s set to direct the new “Sherlock Holmes” movie, which does sound very cool.
CAROLINE: Yes but he’s just cast Robert Downey Jr.!
RYAN: OMG! Brilliant! He looks very Sherlock Holmesy to me. It makes me wanna eat candy or something.
CAROLINE: I just think it’s great casting after his “Iron Man” success.
RYAN: Totally.
CAROLINE: And this film version of “Sherlock” will incorporate the comic book hero / muscled, hot type of character.
RYAN: Unlike the “Sherlock Holmes” that Judd Apatow’s doing with Borat and Will Ferrell.
CAROLINE: Right.
RYAN: Well sign us up immediately.