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RYAN: Just as an F.Y.You… The Oscars are still scheduled to air this year.
CAROLINE: Thank you Hollywood Foreign Press!
RYAN: [laughs’ Yeah, right.
CAROLINE: But since we’re missing the other awards show this weekend, and by other, I mean…
RYAN: …don’t say it. They’re dead to me! The GG’s shall here-forward be known as The Awards That Shall Not Be Named.
CAROLINE: [laughs’] RYAN: Here’s our list of 5 things to do this Sunday instead of watching the aforementioned lack-of-awards show:
CAROLINE: #1) Go see “There Will Be Blood” or “Atonement.”
RYAN: #2) Rent “Stardust” on DVD.
CAROLINE: #3) Make a batch of Rice Krispies treats and eat the whole pan.
RYAN: #4) Rearrange the furniture in your entire home and paint your room light blue.
CAROLINE: Wait. Why light blue?
RYAN: ‘Cos it’s pretty.
CAROLINE: Fair. and #5) Have a screening party anyway and role-play Nikki Blonsky winning the award for Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy for “Hairspray.”