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RYAN: According to People Magazine, Suri Cruise may have just been cast in her first-ever film role.

CAROLINE: Shut the eff up!

RYAN: Sizneriously.

CAROLINE: Whatever could the film be, pray tell?

RYAN: You’ve heard of that polar bear, Knut, at the Berlin Zoo? Somebody wrote a children’s book about him called Knut: How One Little Polar Bear Captivated the World. And apparently Kate Holmes took lil’ Suri to see him while they were German-side as Tom was filming that Nazi flick.

CAROLINE: Didn’t Annie Leibovitz photograph that Knut for a cover of Vanity Fair?

RYAN: Yes. And now some animation company is making a movie about him and reportedly Suri Cruise may be the voice of the tot bear.

CAROLINE: But she’s only, like, 2.

RYAN: I know. Maybe they’ll just record her saying lots of words and then slice them together to make up the lines.

CAROLINE: That is so random.