300

RYAN: I’m so glad I finally saw the year’s biggest hit to date, “300.” And now I know why it’s the blockbuster that it is.

CAROLINE: Why’s that?

RYAN: One word: Gerard Butler!

CAROLINE: Are you referring to his mad acting skills or his well-defined abs?

RYAN: I’m telling you, I’ve never seen such abundant abs in my life. Seriously. Everyone has great abs in this flick. It should just be called “Two-hour Abs.” I wanted to immediately leave the theater and take a Pilates class.

CAROLINE: Yes, but how was the movie?

RYAN: The movie is great. The narration is awesome.

CAROLINE: Who narrates it?

RYAN: One of the characters.

CAROLINE: Wow, that’s really informative.

RYAN: I don’t know the dude’s name. But the movie is stunning. Every detail from special effects to cinematography is well done.

CAROLINE: Is it kind of a dude movie though? Let’s be honest.

RYAN: No, it’s a gay man’s movie, although the girl next to me kept vocally reacting every five seconds because of how hot every dude was. Every Spartan has major eyeliner on and one guy was practically in full-out drag. There are homosexuals aplenty.

CAROLINE: Well, it is ancient Greece after all.

RYAN: [laughs’ Balancing out the hotness factor; however, was the overly dramatic blood spurting. There was so much gushing blood and limb-slashing that you become desensitized to it.

CAROLINE: Yuck. I’m really glad I didn’t see this with you then. I just don’t give a crap about war movies.

RYAN: A war movie it is. But the story is great. It has romance and love scenes too. I’m sure you would have enjoyed this movie as much as I did.

CAROLINE: I’m quite confident that I wouldn’t have. I know myself. But thanks for thinking
of me.

RYAN: You bet. Now I’m off to do more crunches!